Sponsar me?
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 8:40 PM
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7 Comments:
At 10:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
Good idea Benjamin
Put father and me down for £10.00 sponser money
At 10:01 AM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
I'll sponsor (sponser? Sponsar? Spunsor?) you at a mean rate of £0.03 per mile*. By 'mean' I mean, of course "tight" mean. (tite? tyght? tiet?)
Interesting little problemo: How are you going to collect the cash?
*Mathematical footnote.
earnings = 0.03 x miles done
where miles done =< 100
At 10:16 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
Tim, you can give me ten pounds for the fifty mile trip and I'll buy you a cup of tea at Marzano, I'm sure we can leave the geek alone.
(I'm coming to terms with the fact that I'll never be judged on my physics again)
At 4:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
ill give u 50p for every time u fall off
or 50p a mile - u choose
At 4:35 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
new rule:
blood relatives must sign who they are at the bottom of comments or comment using their own account.
*GRR FUZZ*
At 8:58 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
So you're doing the "gentler" 50 mile version. Retiring already? Hope you have a following wind; you're probably going to need all the help you can get.
OK, here's the new formula:
Earnings = 0.10 x miles done.
Where miles done <= 50.
Take it or leave it!
At 4:32 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
bugger, stupid selection agorhythm-ettes, my speedo finished on 54 miles which I think leaves me with an undefined parameter... which I will now define as £123456787654321345678976543456545653212345678543567656321234676543245432.98
completed jorney in 3 hours 25 mins and 5 secs. Am doing hundred miles next year when I've had time to train
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