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Wednesday, September 10, 2008


But I hardly know 'er!


  • At 12:10 PM, Blogger Laura said…

    poetry competition, deadline 5 Oct, think you should enter something

  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

    I Hate Dave So Much!!!
    An Original Poem By Benjamin F Foster

    This is a poem about my friend Dave
    And why being friends makes me so brave

    He calls me `gay` and `smelly` and `homo`
    Then gives me dead arms and repeats it in slo-mo'.
    And when I sleep over he demands the top bunk
    And farts like a chimney which smells like a skunk

    Oh and he makes me do all his old washing up
    And doesn't help me at all. Not even a cup!
    And if I want to talk about my thoughts or feelings
    He calls me a woman and looks at the ceiling

    But when he's in trouble I have to listen
    He hits me when I banter with friendly derision.
    You know what, before we met at a social function
    I wasn't balding and had no erectile disfunct'n!

    He's so much cooler than I'll ever be
    But right about now I'm in the lead
    Because although he has a much awesomer life
    What I have that he doesn't, is a loving, tender, beautiful wife.


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