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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Supercolider?!

But I hardly know 'er!

At 12:10 PM, Laura said…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/exclusions/books/poetry/nosplit/poetry.xml

poetry competition, deadline 5 Oct, think you should enter something
At 5:17 PM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

I Hate Dave So Much!!!
An Original Poem By Benjamin F Foster

This is a poem about my friend Dave
And why being friends makes me so brave

He calls me `gay` and `smelly` and `homo`
Then gives me dead arms and repeats it in slo-mo'.
And when I sleep over he demands the top bunk
And farts like a chimney which smells like a skunk

Oh and he makes me do all his old washing up
And doesn't help me at all. Not even a cup!
And if I want to talk about my thoughts or feelings
He calls me a woman and looks at the ceiling

But when he's in trouble I have to listen
He hits me when I banter with friendly derision.
You know what, before we met at a social function
I wasn't balding and had no erectile disfunct'n!

He's so much cooler than I'll ever be
But right about now I'm in the lead
Because although he has a much awesomer life
What I have that he doesn't, is a loving, tender, beautiful wife.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008