Things I actually REALLY do want to like (have tried) but, regrettably, just don't like

1. Sting
2. Wuthering Heights
3. Sunny beaches (and the film Beaches with Bette Middler - disliked too much for its own entry here)
   
4. The West Wing
5. Biology
6. Parsnips
7. Weed
8. The Message [translation]
   
9. David Cameron
10. Evangelical Extraversion
11. Jarqouarn Phoenix
12. France
13. Y-fronts
14. The xylaphone
15. Motorola mobile phones
16. Roast Chestnuts
    
17. Motorbikes
18. Painting
19. Jospeh Hayden
20. Aluminium cooking pots and pans
21. ACDC
22. Renaults/Citroens/Pergeuts (pattern?)
23. The Observer
24. Football
25. Dogs
26. Dad-in-law's taste in music
27. My job at the moment
    
28. Cubism
    
29. Swimming
    
30. Keeping my mouth shut
    

Things I haven't tried but think I would like given the appropriate opprtunity

1. The Louvre (if the locals don't bother me)
2. Aston Martin DB9
3. Jayma Mays
4. Duck a l'Orange
5. Speaking Italian properly
6. Toni and Guy Haircut
7. Morocco
8. Growing old together with La
9. Children
   
10. Paying off the wedding

That's a ratio of 3:1 that shows that the world is more empiricly disappointing than it is hopeful.

Sorry to put a dampner on your day.
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Butt-on the plus side, it's not that bad - at least you probably didn't marry a rapist. (And if you did, then... well. Isn't much I can say to that really is there)