You Can't Teach and Old Church...

So my theory on the beaty of the monogomy between Anglican Church and its one-man-show congregation being a mirror to the mega-church polygamists (who have the absurd notion that church is for the masses), has been put to rights today when i learned that Holy Trinity Brompton is an Anglican Church.

I shall be writing hithertoforthunsly to the Biship exclaiming my disgust on a number of accounts, thuslybelowmentioneddefinedlyhere:

* Drums kits in a church building... the CofE act of 2001 states very clearly God's transition from hating to accepting drum kits, but also clearly states a two cymbol limit for every one kit! We very clearly see an excess of cymbols littering the stage at such meetings.

* The congregation do not say the grace to one another at the end of meetings. This is tantemount to not `amen`ing a prayer - they void the entire meeting by their disregard of the words God told us to say to one another.

* The Vicar dresses in what can only be described as `ireverent` clothing. This is not appreciated, as it's very difficult to tell who is in charge and whom is favoured by God when there is no uniform to illustrate as much.

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* The meetings seem decidedly disorderly. I should like to see with immediate effect a zero-tolerance stance on dancing, unapproved harmonies of songs, repeated choruses and jeans.

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But saying that, I did see this on their web home page, which just goes to show, however mega-churchy they may think they are, they'll never shake the Anglican streak out of them!