Tarintino Christians

Am going to Crag Baker (Baxter)'s partae this evening which should be coool, but am gonna be in a room full of Christians! argh!

Might just throw on a wwjd bracelet and sit in a corner hoping they don't come up to me with tracts 'n' that.

I think Christians would jsut whither away after a while if they was in the same room for too long... they'd crawl on the floor after a week ghasping `Need... someone... to... preach... to!`... That is unless they didn't have a new song every fortnight to be interested in.

And think of the number of accoustic guitars and three chord choruses too! It'll be like some sort of tribal war cry of `hallelujahs` and `hosanna!`s with the hands in air dance... and if it's special Christians, they'll have flags, and the soul-thirsty will foam at the mouth with their tambourines singing about sunbeams and sheep.

Perhaps I should just turn up wearing an ACDC shirt and shout in a loud voice ``Does anyone know where I can accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Saviour?``

and then laugh at the stampede.