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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

So I'm ringing nPower to say we wanna change energy suppliers and they're like well what you wanna do that for and I'm like cuz I don't like you so they're all like yer, well you were a rubbish customer anyway, so I'm all like your electricity was rubbish and half the time your gas wouldn't even gatch fire so he's all like do you want a smack so I go you need therapy mate you know that so he goes you're a deck arn't ya so I go if anyone's a deck around here it's you mate you're a right deckhead so he goes who do you think you're talking to?- I work for nPower mate, what have you done? So I go I've done more than you can imagine you're such a deck and he goes wha'ever do you want me to change your energy suppliers or what? So I go what I want is for you to shut your face and get off my phone and he's like yer well you shouldn't of phoned nPower should you mate so I go I'll phone who I want mate and then he's all like well you bet'er not ring nPower again mate so I'm all like ooooohhh what you gonna do and he's like I got your address here mate I'll come and get you so I'm like yer well only if I DPA confirm it first!



  • At 12:13 PM, Blogger Timothy V Reeves said…

    I had to use the Chav phrase book to translate this lot. Put a brick thro' nPowers windas and like they might get the message (tied to the brick with string of course)

  • At 3:26 PM, Blogger Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

    ``leave it awt, mate, vey unt werf i'!`` - Yarmouth Sea Front


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