Dear Mr Letwin
... If that is your real name.
I've tried and tried to keep in contact with you. I've sent you my favourite jokes and facts, even asked you to lunch and you keep refusing my offers. You've left me so broken hearted I can't iron anymore. Don't you realise how much people look up to you?! And you couldn't even meet a fan for a game of backgammon.
Well I'm fed up of trying now.
I hope you have a good life and sucessful career, because you'll never hear from me again.
Benvolio
I've tried and tried to keep in contact with you. I've sent you my favourite jokes and facts, even asked you to lunch and you keep refusing my offers. You've left me so broken hearted I can't iron anymore. Don't you realise how much people look up to you?! And you couldn't even meet a fan for a game of backgammon.
Well I'm fed up of trying now.
I hope you have a good life and sucessful career, because you'll never hear from me again.
Benvolio
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 1:10 PM
4 Comments:
At 5:24 PM,
Helsalata said…
I'm guessing he's really broken hearted now. He never meant to hurt your feelings in that way.
At 8:31 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
I think I just need to move on, Helen.
At 9:28 PM,
Paul said…
Or did you get threatened with arrest... ;-)
At 12:49 AM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
I keep thinking it's a good job the tories aren't in office
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