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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

bored really

At 9:42 PM, Timothy V Reeves said…

Bored? Read my blog and you'll really find out what being bored means.
At 7:15 PM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

have you defined it in terms of x?
At 10:10 PM, Timothy V Reeves said…

No, I haven't defined it in terms of x, but instead I define it in terms of t, where t = length of sermon in seconds. In fact if B=boredom then

B = k * t

where k (a preacher dependent constant) is the kliche surfing rate and is defined as the number of spiritual kliches used by a preacher per second.
At 8:43 PM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

soo we see a correlation of direct proportionality between n.cliche and time?
At 9:23 AM, Timothy V Reeves said…

Perhaps, but some conjecture that there could be a chaotic nonlinear element introduced by wild cards in the pews and you may have to square t. Not everyone is suitable pew fodder.
At 5:47 PM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…

ergo the mission of modern evangelism is the homogenisation of the masses

I smell Orwellian dystopia!
At 1:04 PM, Timothy V Reeves said…

Well then, all sorted!

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