Stangers are more fun on Omegle...
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how you doin?
Stranger: what?
You: how are you?
Stranger: thanks
You: haha
Stranger: china
You: konishua!
Stranger: Oh, I think I do not quite understand
You: understand you i do!
Stranger: The level of my English is not good
You: you sound very good ta
Stranger: Music
You: can you paint music?
Stranger: Oh no not ,I think you misunderstood.
You: stood where?
Stranger: Painting art
You: I like to dance
Stranger: My profession is advertising designer.
You: can you shows me an advert you has designed?
Stranger: There are many
You: have you shown me some online?
Stranger: Please wait ah
You: you're welcome
Stranger: http://www.ipscn.net/UploadFiles/2006101118103249.jpg
You: my breath is taken away with you
Stranger: My Chinese name is Sun Hailiang
You: man or girl
Stranger: man
You: tall man?
Stranger: yes1
You: what circumference is your waist?
Stranger: My height?
You: yes
Stranger: 1.8M
You: exactly
Stranger: I know you in Europe have a high tall men.
You: no, our floors are all jsut propped up
Stranger: I am very satisfied with my height.
You: how satisfied do you think everyone else is with your height?
Stranger: Asian men's average increase is 1.68M
You: is Asia jelous of you?
Stranger: Asian men
You: if you could adress asian men right now, what would you say to them?
Stranger: Oh !you are too tall for a dwarf!
You: hahaha, you have extracted laughs from my bellyguts!
Stranger: Oh !no not I did not laugh at you.
You: what times is it over there?
Stranger: Could you just say, I do not understand.
You: how many hours have gone by since your noon today
Stranger: Your country is at right now?
You: war
Stranger: communism?
You: maoism
Stranger: I lived in communist countries
You: but now you live in china instead?
Stranger: No choice.
You: what can you choose?
You: Your nationality is Cheese!?
Stranger: Chinese
You: as in the bullshop?
Stranger: Wrong not you understand
You: china?
Stranger: China
You: China
You: that near tokyo?
2 Comments:
At 11:19 AM, Dave said…
Sometimes your blog is a waste of the internet. These are tough times we're living in with limited resources.
Think you should think about it.
At 4:24 AM, Anonymous said…
that was funny, but you're still kind of a jackass
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