Durex have `use only once` on the box
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 7:29 PM
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9 Comments:
At 7:59 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
Disgusting. You'd think that in these days of environmental stress they'd bring out a reusable version. At the very least there ought to be a recycling skip outside Sainsbury's. I bet Helsalata has got thing or two to say about this.
By the way, what exactly is Durex?
At 1:46 AM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
durex is the pain-free rich person equivolent to gaffatape...
At 9:49 AM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
O, tape! I get; if you want to stick something somewhere you use some Durex.
All very DIY; I suppose you get a staff discount for B&Q. Do you do a lot of sticking?
At 3:59 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
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At 4:00 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
we don't so much use condoms for sticking in store. The active ingredient in any good condom is MARRIAGE and there aren't many vicars at Bean Queue.
At 9:49 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
Ahhh! So you use Durex tape hold marriages together; bet there is big demand at Bean Queue for that nowadays.
By the way, what exactly is condom?
At 9:51 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
PS: What did that deleted post say?
At 1:39 AM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
Condom is from the latin `with dominius`, who was the Roman God of Birth control. Legend has it that every night, Dominus would sabotage the act of conception by confusing the sperms into thinking they were tad poles and thus not reaching the young ladie's egg. This, not only was the first contraception, but is also where we get the common phrase `I'll make a frog out of your spunk`.
Learnt that in year 7.
At 3:10 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
This blog is a real education!
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