Recipie for Lauracake :)

1- Get La to `beat` 4oz of butter until she sounds pleased at it.

2- Stir in 4oz of caster sugar (avoid La making you do this part).

3- Sift 4oz of plain flour (if unable to find sieve, listen to La when she points out that the packet says the flour doens't need sifting).

4- Put in 1tsp of `baking powder` and a `tad` of vaniller flavouring.

5- Let La do something with milk while writing stage four.

6- Mix until told to stop.

7- Preheat oven to gas mask four.

8- Get more beer (if reqd.) See Ref1

9- Come back when mixture has been spooned into cake cases. (avoid rolling pin vacinity when laughing at the word `spooned`) See Ref2

10- Measure 3oz of icing sugar. Add 2oz to ready beaten butter and add remainter to mouth.

11- Ponder artex.

12- Be called a stupid by La for something i can't remember because i was pondering artex.

13- Something else with milk.

14- Put one tsp of coffee in mug and add just enough boiled water to dissolve coffee granules. (if do not have pre-boiled water, use kettle). See Ref3

15- eat icing sugar (excuse may be required).

16- Add egg to the milk at stage 5 (sorry).

17- Make into `fairies` and sprinkle with icing sugar.

18- Eat

REF1 Do this...

Ref2 La spooning and me coming from the rear *snigger*

REF3 Use Thunderbirds mug if possible