How cool.

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So i wrote to Mr Oliver Letwin for a signed picture and he wrote back today saying:

Dear Mr Foster

Thank you for your e-mail of 13 September.

I am afraid I do not have any photographs, but I enclose a signed with compliments slip which I hope will be useful.

With best wishes.

Yours sincerely

OLIVER LETWIN

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I'm not sure how he thought I'd find an autograph `useful`, but if he's endorsing identity theft then at least he's honest.

There were no gramatical errors I could find alas. I'm thinking about writing to all of the cabinet and shadow cabinet ministers and finding one with a spelling or punctuation error, then going to the Telegraph and ruining their careers like some sort of grammatical Michael More.

I'm currently awaiting signed pictures from Vanessa Feltz, Edele Lynch (mmm) and Mick Hume (editor of Spiked and columnist for the Times).