Thought this was funny too...

*reverent silence but atmospheric ambient music*
``I think Allah's put a word in my heart hear tonight, brothers. He's saying there's an infidel here tonight without a borken arm. If this is you come to the front now and the leaders and I can put you right. Any one else here who wants Allah's wrath? Ooooooooooh, there's a mighty move of Allah in this room tonight, people.``