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Slim Pickings from www.telegraph.co.uk

I don't know but I've been told....
Every girl wants belly to hold!




All I want is for you to tell me you love me every once in a while. My mother warned me not to be civily partnered to you!


Please drive on to pay at Window ú


London commutors agree the road transport system might need a re-think


Okay, I'll proove I have policies to you [haitus] There! You have two policies just there! Why how many do you want in a manifesto?


Anyone think of a caption?