Top Five Sex Positions

Continuing the trend of Top Fives.

1. Catholic Abstenence - No sex before marriage (where marriage is defined as everything after the wedding ceremony) and no contraception is permitted.
2. Pagan Moon Rites - Sex to be practised twice a year at the solstice between the elder and his choice of cumly maid'.
3. Hippi Free Love - Anything for decontructing modernist social paradigms.
   
4. Ron Jermy - Anything for money.
5. Carry on 1970s smut - Soft porn by any other name...