Today I bought a 50p set of vernier callipers from Tesco
ben nostril to nostril width = 32.45mm
La nostril to nostril width = 23.05mm
Width of Ben's glasses = 129.80mm
Width of La's glasses = 129.80mm
Height of La's ear (right) = 51.50mm
Height of Ben's ear (right) = 55.90mm
Length of La's index finger (right) = 87.55mm
Length of Ben's index finger (right) = 103.05mm
nostril deviance: 9.40mm
glasses deviance: 0.00mm
ear deviance: 4.40mm
index finger deviance: 21.50
mean deviance between La and me: 5.68mm
(For everything else there's a ruler - La)
La nostril to nostril width = 23.05mm
Width of Ben's glasses = 129.80mm
Width of La's glasses = 129.80mm
Height of La's ear (right) = 51.50mm
Height of Ben's ear (right) = 55.90mm
Length of La's index finger (right) = 87.55mm
Length of Ben's index finger (right) = 103.05mm
nostril deviance: 9.40mm
glasses deviance: 0.00mm
ear deviance: 4.40mm
index finger deviance: 21.50
mean deviance between La and me: 5.68mm
(For everything else there's a ruler - La)
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 11:24 PM
2 Comments:
At 11:46 PM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
or in La speak, 0.568cm
which in ben speak is 5.68*(10^-3) m
At 10:46 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
And of course, you don't need to tell us which parts of your body are well off the scale.
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