Left hand drive? Isn't La taking this "passenger seat driver" thing just a little too far? Be a man Ben and affirm that you have inalienable rights over the possession of the steering wheel. And there I was thinking that this was the politically incorrect end of the web.
Tell you what Ben, why not get the Mrs to buy you one of these plastic steering wheel kits for kids with a sucker on the stem that you can fix to the dash board. I don't think you need a licence for that.
BTW: That's a piccy of me at Sandown races - notice natty nocs round neck. Are saints allowed at races?
Saints used to be allowed at the races, then in the Prophetic Fraud Act of 1994 (or the `Ladbrooks Bill`), those found in posetion of the Holy Spirit were forceibly evicted from the bookies in what the tabloids called `Spiritual Cleansing of the Industry`.
Sceptics of the bill claimed it was an excuse to just get the Christian yellow t-shirt wearing brigade to stop pouncing on people and ripping up their betting slips shouting `Judge not lest ye be judged!` and `stop putting God in a box!`
Thanks for the goodly guidance brother. Hope La guides the car equally as goodly, otherwise you will be in for an expensive ride. (women drivers don't need parking spaces, they need landing strips)
6 Comments:
At 8:59 PM, Timothy V Reeves said…
Left hand drive? Isn't La taking this "passenger seat driver" thing just a little too far? Be a man Ben and affirm that you have inalienable rights over the possession of the steering wheel. And there I was thinking that this was the politically incorrect end of the web.
At 5:18 PM, Laura said…
Ben doesn't drive!
At 9:46 AM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
Oi, Mrs `Is-this-a-thirty?` Foster!
I can drive me! I just don't have a licence.... yet.
:p
At 10:17 AM, Timothy V Reeves said…
Tell you what Ben, why not get the Mrs to buy you one of these plastic steering wheel kits for kids with a sucker on the stem that you can fix to the dash board. I don't think you need a licence for that.
BTW: That's a piccy of me at Sandown races - notice natty nocs round neck. Are saints allowed at races?
At 1:54 PM, Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
Saints used to be allowed at the races, then in the Prophetic Fraud Act of 1994 (or the `Ladbrooks Bill`), those found in posetion of the Holy Spirit were forceibly evicted from the bookies in what the tabloids called `Spiritual Cleansing of the Industry`.
Sceptics of the bill claimed it was an excuse to just get the Christian yellow t-shirt wearing brigade to stop pouncing on people and ripping up their betting slips shouting `Judge not lest ye be judged!` and `stop putting God in a box!`
At 2:40 PM, Timothy V Reeves said…
Thanks for the goodly guidance brother. Hope La guides the car equally as goodly, otherwise you will be in for an expensive ride. (women drivers don't need parking spaces, they need landing strips)
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