Politics
So at a sophistiacated dinner partae yesterday we were discussing what I'd do if I were the mair of London and to my delight I found that I'd make a surprisiginly amazing leader. My new policies would be thus:
* to introduce the `Face Punch` law which outlines that every citizen is afforded one punch to the face of any suitable criminal... has to be a pretty bad crime obviously but would be nice corporal punishment addition to the penal system of the nation.
* To put a higher tax on smaller sized vehicles and turn the millenium dome into ``Ben's Unsecure Nuclear Power Facility Ltd`` thereby making London the worst polluted city in histry.... just to see what happens. All in the name of science.
* Send chavs to forced labour camps.
And in other news...
* to introduce the `Face Punch` law which outlines that every citizen is afforded one punch to the face of any suitable criminal... has to be a pretty bad crime obviously but would be nice corporal punishment addition to the penal system of the nation.
* To put a higher tax on smaller sized vehicles and turn the millenium dome into ``Ben's Unsecure Nuclear Power Facility Ltd`` thereby making London the worst polluted city in histry.... just to see what happens. All in the name of science.
* Send chavs to forced labour camps.
And in other news...
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 10:13 AM
1 Comments:
At 8:32 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
..the 'Face Punch' law which outlines that every citizen is afforded one punch to the face of any suitable criminal...
..has to be a pretty bad crime ... You bet! Given the population of the UK, then conceivably a criminal could receive upwards of fifty million punches to the face: that's about one punch per second for two years. I don't think anyone should have to face it so speak. Anyway, the criminal class would certainly lose face with this sort of punishment, if nothing else.
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