Christian's Perogative to make strange similies

If Reverend someonebody says that ``Ignoring Climate Change is as bad as Joseph Fritzel`` Linky Link I've devised a short table to make similar accusations:


Simply string any red -> amber -> green combination together to make a statement with as much sense and thought as the Reverend someone or other...

Ignoring Climate Change	Is as bad as	Joseph Fritzel
Burping in the presence of the Queen	Keeps it real as much as	Teaching a dog to speak French
Throwing bricks in glass houses	Is as useless as	Being forced to marry against your will
Bee Keeping	Is as informative as	A nineteenth century top hat