A Hebrew Jew For whom the werld went blue
By Benvoliooo
This is the tale of my favourite Hebrew
Whom went by the name of `Noah the Jew`
This man, Lord well he knew
And he was one of the Lord's few
(The rest didn't sacrifce for mildew)
So God did His other creation rue
And they like made him go `Oooh noo!`
And He wanted to start anew
So rain and lightening bolts He threw
And oceans rose so deep and blue
And Using no more nails glue
Noah was told to turn wood into:
A boat for the odd kangaroo
Not one, but two
The boat was noisy and went`MOOO!`
And `twit-twoo`
And with only one loo
It was like - eeeew
And well smelly... pe-yoo!
But soon floods were through
And when a bird brung a twig to Noah's nephew
It was time to land on mountain dew
And off the animals did shoo
To where only God knew
And now He was happy
With his people good and true
And all along he knew
That his good and faithful crew
Would see his plan through.
Labels: Jews
1 Comments:
At 12:34 AM, Dave said…
:D
Nice one Ben.
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