Profound Thought of Tomorrow

Manly things I did Yesterday
- drove a car steering with my left knee
- smoked a cigarette
- won at need for speed
- lifted turf
- ate two kinds of meat

Unmanly things I did Yesterday
- talked about my manager's daughter and how she made him *feel*
- bought a dvd without boobs
- choose lemonade over ale in the fridge

Wooo - the manlyy has it and thus I am manly

For further reading about manlyness - see Appendix 1.



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