If you're not for us, then...

I personally consider myself rather conscious of climate change slash global warming (and quite firm on defining the difference)... I recycle, turn off the lights (sometimes even when I'm using them so the environment knows I'm suffering to give it a break), I cycle to work, I am a shallow breather so all in all, I think if I were to apply for a ticket to this they might be a bit sceptic of me. But then I rememberaed earlier today that when I was wee I used to put my finger over the solar panel of my texas calculator and watch the upside down `80085` on the screen slowly but surely die a painful and calculated (see what I did there?!) death. That used to amuse me no end, so maybe I'm not so different from those those who would sooner burn oil for fun than venerate solar power?