Ben'ny Springer's Final Thought

We can all be subject to these requests for our bank details over e-mails, but it's how we react that define us. Some people get mad and send ranty e-mails back. Some people are dismissive and move to trash hopeing they will give up. But there are a few people. Just a few people who genuinly believe that wasting someone's time and laughing quietly into a keyboard is worth more than measured responses and considered balanced common sense. Such a response pangs of a person who understands the true value of simple pleasures and should - without any moment of pause be considered a hero of our time.

Such people include:
This chap
And him
Oh - and this bloke obviously
And of course - myneself

So next time you get spam through your letterbox - or the next time you need to send an interdepartmental memo at work and you have some more time to kill - or even if you've been rung by a busy telemarketer and it was `such a god-incident for you to phone, I was about to phone [the competitor] because we've been granted this afternoon planning permission for a £65k extension but you jsut can't find the pen so you ask them to ring back in five minutes all evening long` - spare a thought to making the most of the situation and remember - there aint no fun like pushing the boundries of social decorum and common idiocy.