Dear Eric Pickles

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Dear Eric Pickles

My names are Ben Foster and I write for a local student newspaper. We are trying to interview as many Shadow Cabinet members as we can, So far we have already spoken to Oliver Letwin who revealed his disdain of David Cameron and we thought you might oblige us with a small e-mail in response to this so we can publish what our reader(s) want to read... (We're not so keen to speak to George Osborne)

1) Who was your biggest influence as a young politician?

2) What was the first CD you ever bought?

3) What is your BMI?

4) When did you first decide you wanted to be a Prime Minister?

5) Has your weight been an issue in canvassing in the past?

6) Is your excessive weight a glandular issue?

7) Who do you think is best equipped to take over from Gordon Brown should he get any worse?

8)a) Do you get jelous of David Cameron for his physique? b) Do you ever ride a bike and have it stolen by Boris Johnson?

9) What's Boris Johnson like in person?

10) How many callories do you intake a day?

Thank kyou for taking the time to respond to this. The readers of `Student Paper` will be ever so delighted. And so will I.

Yours sincerely

Mr Ben Foster