TOE
Dear The Royal Society
I was reading a book the other day and apparently physacists are struggling to find a grand Theory Of Everything (hereinafter refered to as TOE).
As I basicly have an 'A' level in physics (I say basicly, I didn't turn up to my Waves and Particles exam as I got the wrong day!!!!) I thought I'd lend you a hand.
Knowing that the Electromagnetic, weak and strong forces are all nicely unified, and you only need a link betwixt these and the Gravitational force (g), I did a bit of number crunching and after a handful of hours I managed to do it!!!
If we assume the three unified forces can be assumed as f(Ɵ), and the gravitational force deonted as f(g), then we can safely assume
f(Ɵ) α f(g) => f(Ɵ) = k.f(g)
Now if we substitute k with a string of real numbers denoted by scampi (Ϡ) we see a non-linear relationship between the two functions...
f(Ɵ) = Ϡ{1..78} f(g) :. f(Ɵ) / f(g^{1..78}) = Ϡ
By simply epiricly calculating the value for scampi, all the forces in the universe are unified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me know your thoughts.
Dr. Benjamin F Foster
I was reading a book the other day and apparently physacists are struggling to find a grand Theory Of Everything (hereinafter refered to as TOE).
As I basicly have an 'A' level in physics (I say basicly, I didn't turn up to my Waves and Particles exam as I got the wrong day!!!!) I thought I'd lend you a hand.
Knowing that the Electromagnetic, weak and strong forces are all nicely unified, and you only need a link betwixt these and the Gravitational force (g), I did a bit of number crunching and after a handful of hours I managed to do it!!!
If we assume the three unified forces can be assumed as f(Ɵ), and the gravitational force deonted as f(g), then we can safely assume
f(Ɵ) α f(g) => f(Ɵ) = k.f(g)
Now if we substitute k with a string of real numbers denoted by scampi (Ϡ) we see a non-linear relationship between the two functions...
f(Ɵ) = Ϡ{1..78} f(g) :. f(Ɵ) / f(g^{1..78}) = Ϡ
By simply epiricly calculating the value for scampi, all the forces in the universe are unified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me know your thoughts.
Dr. Benjamin F Foster
posted by Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) @ 5:57 PM
2 Comments:
At 11:36 PM,
Timothy V Reeves said…
Basicly I think you need all the basic help you can get to develop this amazingly basic theory. Why not try starting here for some basicly type help:
http://helensparkles.blogspot.com/
At 9:58 AM,
Ben F. Foster Esq. (c) said…
I forgot to say the f's cancel, so
Ɵ / g^{1..78} = Ϡ
which according to my calculations should come out to be 42 - the answer to life the universe and everything.
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