Nope...this isn't what you think. It's not the long awaited blog from iBen (aka Roughage Man, aka Benvolio, aka Benny Fingers aka 37% of Blah (or 61% if you used Benjamin...or 50% if you sign up to this other half malarky)), it is in-fact an impostor posting to let the world know that it is exactly 1 year since the last post here.
This makes it Roughage Man's 1st unblogging birthday!
Until next year,
The UnBen
P.S. I guess really this blog should change title to AndroidBen rather the iBen now or maybe OpenSource Ben?