iBlog: May 2008


Tomorrow's blog today

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Made me laugh...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Politics Again

1) Don't know what the 10p tax rate is

2) Still feel sorry for Golden Brown

3) Think that apart from me Boris Johnson is the only man capable of running the country

40 Burma's policy towards relief aid is tantamount to gay

Sunday, May 18, 2008

joke my mom migt find funny :)

A little boy asked his mother, 'How did the human race begin?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind began with His creation.'

Two days later the boy asked his father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused boy returned to his mother and said, 'Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Sunday, May 04, 2008


So at a sophistiacated dinner partae yesterday we were discussing what I'd do if I were the mair of London and to my delight I found that I'd make a surprisiginly amazing leader. My new policies would be thus:

* to introduce the `Face Punch` law which outlines that every citizen is afforded one punch to the face of any suitable criminal... has to be a pretty bad crime obviously but would be nice corporal punishment addition to the penal system of the nation.

* To put a higher tax on smaller sized vehicles and turn the millenium dome into ``Ben's Unsecure Nuclear Power Facility Ltd`` thereby making London the worst polluted city in histry.... just to see what happens. All in the name of science.

* Send chavs to forced labour camps.

And in other news...

Friday, May 02, 2008

Gordon Brown (texture like sun...)

I feel really sorry for the man who is politics answer to Nissan Sunny.

In the first year he am created recession, division in the party and lost Labour's strongly held lead in the polls for 11 years. and How much must it suck to wait ten years for a job then find out you just can't do it.

(Ozzy for PM!)